Pythonic argument parser, that will make you smile

Isn't it awesome how optparse and argparse generate help messages
based on your code?!

Hell no! You know what's awesome? It's when the option parser is
generated based on the beautiful help message that you write yourself!
This way you don't need to write thisstupid repeatable parser-code,
and instead can write only the help message--*the way you want it*.